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 "<a href=\"http://www.twitter.com/rouleurderby\">Twitter<\/a> is a good way to stay on top of the latest Rouleur Derby developments.",
 "If you forget how to spell \"Rouleur Derby,\" you can always Google \"rouleur derby.\"",
 "You can leave comments on each proposition.",
 "Ties are broken by the number of winning bets.",
 "Roller derby is a thrilling sport played on roller skates. Rouleur Derby is just as thrilling, but different.",
 "Your bets are secret while betting is open but may be revealed later.",
 "Rouleur Derby is an example of using \"crowdsourcing\" to make predictions that are more accurate than any single person could make. See also: \"hive mind.\"",
 "Parimutuel means \"mutual betting\" in French.", 
 "Completed races may show the actual finish for each rider. This is a fun way to see how our collective predictions compare to reality.",
 "The house sets a \"morning line\" on all new propositions. Until a minimum amount of betting takes place, this is the payout that is displayed. If betting closes without hitting the minimum, the house uses the morning line for payouts.",
 "The more people play, the more fun everyone has. Tell a friend.",
 "<a href=\"mailto:bikesarefun@gmail.com\">Your feedback<\/a> is valued.",
 "You can bet fractions of points.",
 "You earn bonus points by picking the winners of monuments and grand tours.",
 "You can bet on more than one outcome in the same race.",
 "Payouts are awarded based on the payouts displayed when betting closes, not when bets are made.",  
 "Your profile will tell you how many bets you have made.",
 "<a href=\"/haas\">Haas<\/a> won the inaugural season of Rouleur Derby in 2010. He started with 100 points and finished with 1,517.",
 "<a href=\"/killbot\">Killbot<\/a> won the 2011 season of Rouleur Derby. He started with 1,000 points and finished with 14,276.",
 "Rouleur Derby is on <a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rouleur-Derby/196351073715789\">Facebook<\/a>, and you can \"recommend\" races to your friends.",
 "The parimutuel system was invented by Joseph Oller in 1867. Oller also founded the cabaret Moulin Rouge.",
 "The more \"action\" a proposition has, the less the payouts will change with each bet.",
 "You can subscribe to <a href=\"http://rouleurderby.com/rd/feeds/races\">an RSS feed of upcoming races<\/a>."
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